If I were a NetHack monster, I would be a shopkeeper. I'm exceptionally polite and helpful, but get angry when people try to take advantage of my trusting nature.
I will happily recruit the help of friends to aid me in getting what I want. I have no tolerance for people getting in my way, and I am completely relentless until any threats or opposition are removed. I try to be down-to-earth, but something always seems to get in the way. What Video Game Character Are You?
I am Spider-Man
Spider-Man
75%
The Flash
65%
Green Lantern
55%
Iron Man
55%
Catwoman
50%
Hulk
50%
Batman
45%
Wonder Woman
40%
Robin
35%
Supergirl
35%
Superman
25%
You are intelligent, witty, a bit geeky and have great power and responsibility.
The Iron never lies to you. You can walk outside and listen to all kinds of talk, get told that you're a god or a total bastard.
The Iron will always kick you the real deal. The Iron is the great reference point, the all-knowing perspective giver.
Always there like a beacon in the pitch black.
I have found the Iron to be my greatest friend. It never freaks out on me, never runs.
Friends may come and go. But two hundred pounds is always two hundred pounds.
-Henry Rollins
